The Best Macaroni Salad Ever

Ingredients

• 4 cups elbow macaroni
• 3 whole roasted red peppers, chopped (more to taste, can also use pimentos)
• 1/2 cup black olives, chopped fine
• 6 whole sweet/spicy pickle slices, diced (about 1/2 cup diced)
• 3 whole green onions, sliced (white and dark green parts)
• 1/2 cup mayonnaise
• 1 tablespoon red wine or distilled vinegar
• 3 teaspoons sugar, more or less to taste
• 1/4 teaspoon salt, more to taste
• plenty of black pepper
• 1/4 cup milk (more if needed)
• splash of pickle juice (spicy sweet pickles)
• extra pickle juice to taste